Kirk? Picard? Pizza.

Let's face it; you have strong opinions on which captain you'd rather have on the bridge. We get it; they each have their strengths, but one is clearly better. But you don't have to pick sides when it comes to pizza. Every single piece of a piece of pizza is perfect. And few people know that we're all made of crust from a pizza that exploded 6 billion years ago. You, me, everyone we know; we're all made of pizza crust. And now, it's time to eat yourself.