Eat Something's Face.
Put these edible, vegetarian-friendly eyes right on a faceless thing and watch it light up with self-awareness. Did you ever think peanut-butter toast could possess such a visage? Us neither, 'til we stuck some GD eyeballs on it and it learned how to love. Until we ate it, and then it was just peanut butter and bread and Goofy Eyes in our tum-tums.